"If a man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles."

-- Ben Franklin

"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."

-- Mark Twain

"90% of people's troubles will go away by themselves if you don't pay any attention to them."

-- Stephen Gaskin

"If you could kick the man responsible for most of your troubles, you wouldn't sit down for a week."

-- Owen Arnold