"Honesty has ruined more marriages than infidelity."

-- Charles McCabe

"A woman who takes her husband with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it."

-- Saki

"Marriage is like a bank account -- you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."

-- Professor Irwin Corey

"The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman."

-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"A system could not well have been devised more studiously hostile to human happiness than marriage."

-- Percy Bysshe Shelley

"If you marry, you will regret it; if you don't marry, you will regret it."

-- Kierkegaard

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."

-- Honore De Balzac