"To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"No one ever feels helpless by the side of a self-helper, whilst the self-sacrificer is always a drag, a responsibility, a reproach, an everlasting and unnatural trouble with whom no one really strong can live."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"All professions are conspiracies against the laity."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people."

-- George Bernard Shaw