"Life started working for me when I started treating my lovers like my friends and my friends more like my lovers."

-- Marianne Williamson

"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."

-- Wilma Askinas

"True friends stab you in the front." 

-- Oscar Wilde

"Friends are to be feared not so much for what they make us do as for what they keep us from doing."

-- Henrik Ibsen

"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards."

-- R.A. Dickson

"Your friends are God's way of apologizing for your relatives."

-- Wayne Dyer

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 am that matter."

-- Marlene Dietrich