"Often one gets a reputation for mental stability simply because one doesn't have enough courage to make a fool of oneself."

-- Ernie J. Zelinski

"In truth, the best way to experience long-term happiness is to experience perpetual short-term happiness."

-- Ernie J. Zelinski

"Although most people don't know what it is they exactly want from life, they are absolutely sure that money in large amounts will provide it for them."

-- Ernie Zelinski