"Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them."

-- Elbert Hubbard

"Be sincere, but don't be too serious -- at the last, nothing much matters."

-- Elbert Hubbard

"The punishment of the liar is that he eventually believes his own lies."

-- Elbert Hubbard

"Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the common place."

-- Elbert Hubbard

"The love we give away is the only love we keep."

-- Elbert Hubbard

"We work to become, not to acquire."

-- Elbert Hubbard