"If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine times out of ten."

-- Anselm Feuerbach

"I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite."

-- G.K. Chesterton

"No vice is so bad as advice."

-- Marie Dressler

"One of the pieces of advice I give: Don't suffer future pain."

-- Susan Sontag

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

-- Erica Jong